how i met your mother but then she died and i banged aunt robin
meanwhile monica and chandler got a divorce and chandler ends up with rachel. ross died. joey kills paul rudd to be with phoebe.
It’s a love story baby just say yes.
ugh there’s this dog who lives in the house next to mine and I feel so bad for him because his asshole of an owner never lets him inside (even in winter) and he never plays with him and it’s so obvious that the poor guy is starved for attention he gets so excited when I let my dogs out but I can’t let them play with him cause I don’t know what that freak of a neighbor is going to do
I have two papers due tomorrow
And the building is flooded
I need a 500 pack of these
When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That's the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.
I have never once seen such hatred in someone else’s eyes before
That’s because i’m serious. He’s mine.